Episode 186 – The Quietest Ice

by admin on May 20, 2013

Dawn and Bobby share an injury. Patrick and the listeners share a trip to Sonic. We all share a moment where we realize our parents were just frustrated grownups who really didn’t want to pay for the hospital trips our idiocy inevitably required. And then, while we’re discussing parents, and father issues, Dawn boards a Star Trek Into Darkness, and a full-on review session breaks out regarding the latest Star Trek movie, the qualities of JJ Abrams’ rebooted universe in general, and it happens almost completely spoiler free. Almost.

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The episode begins with a YouTube rabbit hole that led Dawn to learn way too much about the lead singer of Jabba’s band in Return of the Jedi, and from there, we lurch sideways through the dinging doors of a Plaid Pantry, where we have our first Convenience Store Adventure in quite awhile. A woundrous journey full of heat-lamp hot-dogs, oddly flavored potato chips, cheap sake in a microwave, and the latest alcoholic beverage from the minds at Mike’s Hard Beverage Company. And then getting smashed in one sense leads to a story about Dawn getting smashed in the more literal sense, as she shares that ends with her upside down in a blackberry bush just outside of West Linn.

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Review: The Great Gatsby

by dawn on May 10, 2013

Baz Luhrmann is not a subtle director. To those of us who enjoy his movies – and I’m definitely one of those people – this isn’t a flaw, it’s a feature. A Luhrmann film is loud and bright and campy, hyper-kinetically edited and broadly acted. Not for Luhrmann the underplayed scenes or the cinematic realism that attempt to make you forget you’re watching a film. On the contrary, Baz insists that you never for one second forget that he’s throwing a movie at your eyeballs, and he intends to cram as much candy-colored entertainment into the experience as possible. [click to continue…]

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This started as a Facebook post, but then I got ranty and it went long, and I thought, screw it, I have a blog, amirite?).

I don’t do the “fat activism” thing. I don’t do any activism thing. That’s because I’m deeply self-centered and really don’t give a crap about anything that doesn’t affect me, Dawn Taylor, Queen of the Universe. (See also: Gun control, polar bears, Somali orphans, clean water.) But sometimes something global is personal enough that I get all militant about it. And being fat is as personal as things get for me.

There’s a lot of nasty shit said on the Internet about fat people. This isn’t news. It’s so common, and so obnoxious and over-the-top, that it’s actually kind of easy to ignore. You see it, and think, “Oh, there’s another whack-job fat hater spewing toxic waste from his sad studio apartment full of out-dated Maxim magazines,” and move on. It’s like litter on the street, or the Kardashians. It’s ugly, but so common it’s just part of the landscape.

No, what’s gotten on my last nerve are the ostensibly non-hateful comments on the Internet about how sad it is that fat people are fat, and that you, the commenter, don’t HATE fat people, you just feel sorry for them, because obesity is an EPIDEMIC, and they’re making bad CHOICES, and it’s making EVERYONE’S HEALTH INSURANCE cost more (yes, that and people who don’t wear motorcycle helmets … that’s why insurance is fucked!) and it’s sad that they don’t care about their HEALTH, and that they can come up with all sorts of JUSTIFICATIONS (like, say, fat activism) for being  gigantic blobs of useless flesh. So sad. So much deep feeling in your heart for these unfortunate losers.

Today, I snapped. Here is my response to reading the 15,000,000,000th comment in that vein:

Dear Caring Person Who Doesn’t Hate on Fatties, No, Really, You Don’t:

I’m never sure what to make of people who express pity for fat people. I mean, I’m fat. Okay. That’s a thing. It’s not like I’m unaware of it. But really, I’m not a pathetic creature that needs your pity. And I don’t need to justify or rationalize anything, because I’m not doing anything that I need to make excuses for. I live inside my body, and it’s a round one. Trust me … I’m not being fat at you, even if I’m sitting next to you on an airplane, or eating a sandwich in your line of sight. So I don’t need to rationalize. AND THAT’S BECAUSE, let me repeat myself,  I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG BY WEIGHING MORE THAN YOU . [click to continue…]

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Episode 184 – Tuckered Out

by admin on May 6, 2013

Today’s episode starts with alarm and concern, as we discover Patrick has history with bears. Multiple bears, even. How did this rugged individual stare down hairy death each time? Then the episode turns to a more somber topic: Dawn is tired, and is thinking about packing up and going glamping in a secluded area that isn’t The Internet. A quick primer on the stupid games people play, and the stupid tricks they think they’re pulling when they get into arguments about anything, be it political stances, pop-culture stances, or the mix of the two that often happens when conversation spins out long enough. Also, glamping is totally a real word, and Dawn’s been watching some TV that you might wanna watch too. Maybe.

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Yes, this happened! Enjoy our live episode from Stumptown Comics Fest! Dawn and Jaime talk to Tradd Moore (The Legend of Luthor Srode, Deadpool), plus surprise visits from David Walker and Ryan “Seacrest” Reid. Fun for several members of the whole family! Recorded/engineered by Mary-Suzanne Lamkins of RadioStumptown.net

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Tiny bits of bumper-ish stuff

by dawn on April 30, 2013

The recording of the live episode from Stumptown Comics Fest will be available later in the week, but for now, please enjoy these bumpers that were dropped into the stream here and there.

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We’ll be live at Stumptown!

by dawn on April 26, 2013

Yes, we’ll once again be live at Stumptown Comics Fest this year! Join us this Saturday in Podcast Alley (which is less an “alley” than a rectangle of sorts, but you get the drift) when we broadcast live from the Portland Convention Center, 1:30-2:30 on Saturday, April 27th! Dawn Taylor and Jaime Kirk will be there with special guest Tradd Moore, and maybe a couple of prizes, and you can hang out while we do the show. FUN.

Even if you won’t be there for the big show, you can listen to all the local podcasts coming to you live at Radio Stumptown! Just click on the pretty picture below, and it’ll take you right to the action!

 

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Episode 182 – Friendly Appraisals

by admin on April 22, 2013

The episode starts with the soothing sounds of Tyrion Lannister, and he ends up being a very apt choice of lead-in, as Tyrion’s got daddy issues. So does Dawn. And the show ends up becoming a meditation on relationships and how they break down over time, and what we take away from those relationships ending. Sometimes that means you’re cutting someone off on Facebook. Sometimes that means you’re forced to end a relationship because the other person is too lazy and/or scared to do it themselves. The value of acquaintances and real friends are weighed up, and we talk about why some people let bad friends stick around in their lives way longer than they should.

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Episode 181 – Way Too Late

by admin on April 17, 2013

The episode that is posted a good 3 days after it should have been is the episode where Dawn discusses movies that didn’t get the love they should have gotten until too long after they were released. For those of you that like your Ham-Fisted drizzled in movie discussion, congratulations: After a brief bit of business at the beginning where we discuss why Patrick Hurley is the most endearing man on the face of the Earth, complete with the sort of Eeyorish examples you’ve come to expect from Patrick stories, Dawn busts out a list of 100 severely underrated movies, and from there – the nerdery ensues. Listen to this one w/ a pen & paper, or have a copy of notepad popped open. Your netflix queue is getting fat tonight.

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