L'Oreal slathered on my head, daisy-chaining ext cords together because a space heater blew the outlet that powers the wifi. #fuckingclassy - 20 hours ago
@KristenBowie I just got a great haircut from a guy who listens to Alex Jones. We all do what we gotta do. - 1 day ago
I think my (straight) hair stylist just hit on me. But I'm out of practice, I can't tell. Great haircut, either way. #iusedtoknowthesethings - 1 day ago
@EricDSnider I believe she was quoting Amy Poehler in the SNL writers room. But yes. That. - 1 day ago