Once upon a Time, Portland was not a “cool” place. Styles did not emanate from this region. This region is where things came after they were chewed up and spit out everywhere else. This is best exemplified by Portland’s troubled relationship with The Burrito. Dawn Taylor is a burrito historian, and a bit of a scholar when it comes to Bagel Infiltration of the Pacific Northwest, as well as the practice of Spatchcocking Chickens, which isn’t as gross as you think, unless you think performing fatalities on chicken carcasses is super-gross, in which case, it’s as gross as you think. How the show gets from there to discussing single life, and the confused journey of self-discovery that whole mess is? It’s kinda convoluted. Let’s just say it’s Louis CK’s fault somehow. Maybe Walter White’s, too.